My bud sent me this link about bacon lube from the makers of bacon salt, Baconnaise, and a bacon lip balm.  I love bacon, and putting bacon on things.  But, seriously, bacon LUBE? I don’t know about this, seems like a little too much porking in the bedroom.

This does however, raise the question to other flavored lubrication. I found: wet kiwi-strawberry, chocolate creme brulee, and green apple tart.  There are tons of flavors, but the bacon one appears to be the only savory flavor.

Is there a flavor of lube you think would take off? I think I will pass in general unless someone managed to master chocolate cupcake with rainbow sprinkles or pork taco…then again that leads to whole other genre of jokes.